lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
*puts mcr’s albums between my teeth* it’s not a band you see, it’s a metaphor